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Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
Yes, but which self do you want to be?
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA....
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love...
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
You are here
You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same
Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?" ...
You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...

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