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You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has be...
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
-- Bumper Sticke...
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
-- Alan Perli...
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
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You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers.
-- Steven Feine...
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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