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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.
Now I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...
When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, "Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?
He answered, "If the zoo wants you let them come and get you." -- Jerry Lewi...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
When I was seven years old, I was once reprimanded by my mother for an act of collective brutality in which I had been involved at school.
A group of seven-year-olds had been teasing and tormenting...
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....
When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
When in doubt, tell the truth." -- Mark Twai
When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompso
When in panic, fear and doubt, Drink in barrels, eat, and shout.

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