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WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE Oh, dear, where can the matter be When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair....
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.
While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, The fate of empires and the fall of king
While quacks of State must each produce his plan, And even children lisp the Rights of Ma...
While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
-- Edward Stevenso...
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.

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