Miscellaneous Collections

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When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either.
-- Edgar R. Fi...
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
-- The Wall Street Journal...
When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the impression you will make.
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected
only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near....
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really".
-- Dave Parna...
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
-- A. Lincol...
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. --Oscar Wilde
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Ma...
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
-- Mark Twai...

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