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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away.
It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere....
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes.
The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. ...
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
When are you BUTTHEADS gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?
-- Reuben Flagg...
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours.
-- Vine Deloria, Jr....
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wrigh...
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year.
I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer....
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

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