When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-- Woody Allen
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my
metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting... - I don't think my parents liked me.
They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody... - When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room. -- Woody... - When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented my room. WOODY... - This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator
held me hostage in revenge.
Woody... - I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed
teachers.
Woody...
From the same category:
- The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast
pockets.
Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too... - Creationism:
Listening to reason with fingers in ears... - Thou shalt not kill?
What about Exodus 22:18-20... - If space is a vacuum,
who changes the bags... - She was bred in ol' Kentucky
But she's just a crumb
up here She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed With...
