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When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom! -- Laurie Anderso...
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
-- Calvin Coolidge...
When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less.
-- Louise...
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity
for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done....
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical" -- Jon Carroll
When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of ____that.
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When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics.
-- Voltaire...

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