Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoale...
Why be a man when you can be a success?" -- Bertold Brech
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we have?
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...

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