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Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....
Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
U: There's a U -- a Unicorn! Run right up and rub its horn.
Look at all those points you're losing! UMBER HULKS are so confusing....
Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.
) -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)...
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?
"It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right?...
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it....
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammmer or get a splinter in it....

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