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We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.
We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!
We had it tough ...
We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
We have only 2 things to worry about: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already have.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomli...
We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is tha...
We may hope that machines will eventually compete with men in all purely intellectual fields.
But which are the best ones to start with?...
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgement.
We must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill jackass no matter how self-seeking.
-- F. G. Withingto...

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