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Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.
Trying to establish voice contact ... please ____yell into keyboard.
Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrabe.
"Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thra...
Twas the Night before Crisis 'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care, ...
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel

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