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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H. L. Mencke...
Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdi
User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larso...
Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Vanilla, adj.: Ordinary flavor, standard. See FLAVOR.
When used of food, very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla extract!...
Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
(2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data ...
Veni, Vidi, Visa.

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