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We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up pa...
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare Krishna And a Sun Myung Moon!
-- Maxwell Sma...
We'll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later.
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug...
We're only in it for the volume. -- Black Sabbath
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.
The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....

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