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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
-- Dean McLaughlin....
Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter state...
Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?
!" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues, I...

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