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WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.
WARNING
Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83...
Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.
Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy...
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watson's Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.
We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct.
My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough. ...
We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm. -- Winston Churchill

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