Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
-- Henrik Tikkane...
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it. -- Mark Twai
Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
Truthful, adj.: Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
-- Charles Schulz...
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.
Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading
Was it done, is it being done, or is something to be done?...
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

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