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Today is the first day of the rest of the me
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?
And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?...
Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
Toilet Toup'ee, n.: Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -- Mae We
Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
-- Governor Jerry Brow...

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