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The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?
The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella.
The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- Ge...
The revolution will not be televised.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerso
The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros....
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
This means that only left handed people are in their right mind....

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