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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. -- Oscar Wilde
The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 p.m.
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Boh
The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine
The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)...
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence....
The people of Halifax invented the trampoline.
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Ogden Nash...
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter.
The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected....

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