The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You Can Never Be Sure How Many Beers You Had Last Night.

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You Can Never Be Sure How Many Beers You Had Last Night.

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The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

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The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night. -- The Heineken Uncertainty Principle
The one thing you can never be sure of is uncertainty.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
You obviously had too much to drink again last night!
How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you can never change it back again....