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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept.
1982...
System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs!
Its monitor loses so totally! It runs all its programs in RPG!...
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
T: One big monster, he called TROLL. He don't rock, and he don't roll
Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies. He just Love To Eat Them Roguies....
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.
Take it easy, we're in a hurry.
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling...

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