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Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
Support your local police force -- steal!!
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S.
Audit! Just type in your name and social security number....
Swahili, n.: The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
-- Johnny Ha...
Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
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