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Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only take a bath ...
Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us.
What we have to do now is fight the solutions....
Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very
your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be....
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar without his duck ...

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