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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomli
Somewhere", said Father Vittorini, "did Blake not speak of the Machineries of Joy?
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Song Title of the Week: "They're putting dimes in the hole in my head to see the change in me.
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this fortune).
Sorry, no fortune this time.
Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.
I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space....
Spare no expense to save money on this one." -- Samuel Goldwy
Spark's Sixth Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses.
When he looks down, paraphrase the question back...

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