Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much. MERCUTIO
No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church- doo...
Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London: Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound.
Any animal leading a blind person sh...
Rule of Creative Research: (1) Never draw what you can copy.
(2) Never copy what you can trace. (3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down....
Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!
!!! -- Father Damian C. Fandal...
Rules for driving in New York: (1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
(2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on....
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
(2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....

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