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• Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!
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• 1. In any rule set, there are always missing rules.
  2. The missing rules are the ones you need. 3....
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• Rominger's Rules for Students: 1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
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• 1) Read the incantation. 2) Escape. -- Rules for Escape From Cthulhu
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
  2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
• 1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
  2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible....
• (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1. -- Rule