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Rules: (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence Tip #1
How to tell when you are dead. (1) Little things start bothering you...
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. (2) When you're flying through the air, remember to ro...
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent....
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was. -- Herb Cae
San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
Satellite Safety Tip #14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.

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