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Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
-- John De...
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
Save energy: be apathetic.
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompso
Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Schnuffel, n.: A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in mixed company.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
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