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She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to." -- Gypsy Rose Lee
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twai
She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle ...
She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
'" -- Morrisey...
She's genuinely bogus.
Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.
Such an excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature." ...
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

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