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Schwiggle, n.: The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of fac
but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science....
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
Scott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Scott's second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary: After the correction has been found...
Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it! Kirk: Analysis, Mr.
Spock? Spock: Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table....
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
-- Richard Nixo...
Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name...

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