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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie
and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop....
So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
I would estimate that the primary food...
So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway? And why can't he ever remember his Bible?
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -- Ed Howe
Some of you ...
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
Some people have a way about them that seems to say
If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk....

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