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Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
-- Ogden Nash...
Reintegration complete," ZORAC advised. "We're back in the universe again .
.." An unusually long pause followed, "... but I don't know which part....
Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia: If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. -- Anatole France
Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is when he never used it.
-- Dave Barry...
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.

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