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Rembrandt's First Name Was Beauregard, Which Is When He Never Used It.
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"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is when he never used
it."
-- Dave Barry
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Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it. -- Dave Barry
Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it." -- Dave Barry
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