Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?):

Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?"
Herman (?): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you
not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!"
-- "Bart the General", from The Simpsons

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