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• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
  Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
  Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important....
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
  I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
• I will not fake my way through life. -- Bart's blackboard punishment, "Bart Gets an F
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....