Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this... "proud of it."
-- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpsons"
-- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpsons"
Related:
- Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist
Dr.
J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets
straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important... - Homer: We're proud of you, boy!
Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart... - Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home,
<I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going... - I will not fake my way through life.
-- Bart's blackboard punishment,
"Bart Gets an... - As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
-
Bart, "Bart Gets an... - Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools
here.
Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer... - Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting...
From the same category:
- While money doesn't buy love,
it puts you in a great bargaining position... - You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away; a man is not a piece of
fruit.
Arthur Miller, The Death Of A... - What about technology, computers,
nuclear fusion? I'm terrified of
radiation,
I hate the television... - Poets that lasting marble seek
Must come in Latin or in Greek.
Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- Of English... - Nature, whose sweet rains fall of just and unjust alike,
will have clefts in the rocks where I may hide, and...
