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Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses....
Join the march to save individuality!
Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Jones's First Law
Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85...
Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions seldom black or white.
Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
-- Irene Pete...
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

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