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Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved....
Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
Klein bottle for sale ... inquire within.
Kleptomaniac, n.: A rich thief.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp

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