Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge
Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary...
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Laws of Serendipity: (1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
(2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already b...
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
-- Alan J. Perli...

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