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Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee
Keep you Eye on the Ball, Your Shoulder to the Wheel, Your Nose to the Grindstone, Your Feet on the Ground, Your Head on your Shoulders.
Now ... try to get something DONE!...
Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver....
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
Kids have *_____never* taken guidance from their parents.
Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood

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