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Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything...
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Laetrile is the pi
Langsam's Laws: (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes....
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots.
Remember?...
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.

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