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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.
Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to....
It's the thought, if any, that counts!
JACK AND THE BEANSTACK by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack.
Jack and his relations were poor. Ofte...
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
-- Tom Stoppard...
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
Job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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