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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot.
It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken .
.. -- James De...
It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesadd...
It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....
It will be advantageous to cross the great stream .
.. the Dragon is on the wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work....
It will be generally found that those who sneer habitually at human nature and affect to despise it, are among its worst and least pleasant examples.
-- Charles Dicke...
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.
-- Robert Fuo...
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
-- Andrew Jackso...

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