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• It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken .
  .. -- James De...
• Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
  There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....
• Lawn mower blade in your fan need sharpening
• If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
• Shadows of the morning light Shadows of the evening sun Until the shadows and the lights were one.
  -- Jane's Addiction "Three Day...
• Look outside! The Sun is shining :-)
• You may be redneck... if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.