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It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're...
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Alle...
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong.
Our offense consists in doubting it. -- Justice Robert H. Jackso...
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal

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