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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
-- Henry Alle...
It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps.
It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefi
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either....
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi...
It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due
it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live i...
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

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