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It Is Impossible To Travel Faster Than Light, And Certainly Not Desirable, As One's Hat Keeps Blowing Off.
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not
desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Allen
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Alle
How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium.
