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It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one damn thing over and over.
-- Edna St. Vincent Millay...
It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is? -- Elizabeth Carpente
It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
-- Voltaire...
It is only people of small moral stature who have to stand on their dignity.
It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
-- Havelock Elli...
It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC
as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. ...
It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful
but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium...
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

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