Miscellaneous Collections

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I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." -- Joe Walsh
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderso
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands....
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Alle...
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
-- Lillian Hellma...
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar....
I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frodo in a quavering voice.
"No," Said Gandalf, "but I can....
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ....
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.

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