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I Can't Decide Whether To Commit Suicide Or Go Bowling." -- Florence Henderso
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"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling."
-- Florence Henderson
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I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderso
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderso
I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
What was the name of the dog on the `Brady Bunch'?" "...Florence Henderson?" -- Unknow
If you want to commit suicide you can use my razo
it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord....
I wanted to commit suicide with valium, but after three, I felt much better!
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
